At the request of my friend Helia, here’s a little tale about a trip to the toilet…
I went to Leeds on Thursday, was in a queue in some toilets and the toilet attendant was in there with a woman and a man in a wheelchair. The only disabled toilet must’ve been inside the womens’.
The attendant knocks on the door of the disabled and says: ‘Please can you hurry we’ve got got a disabled person waiting,’ clearly assuming it’s just someone using the disabled because there’s a queue.
A minute later a woman comes out with one normal arm and one stump and shouts: ‘I am f*cking disabled’ waving her stump in the air.
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